Things I learned at GZ 2007

[Salfous]

1: Breakin' the rim is not something that you do to your truck.
2: Stacey REALLY likes her chocolate!
3: Insert finger mouth noise here... Blib, Blib, Blib
4: Dan... so about this Miranda chick...
5: Joey needs sunscreen like everybody else.
6: Chad... Going to dinner, drinking shots, beer pong, chumming the tent, broken truck... he's done!
7: Arts and crafts at the bonfire is not a good idea
8: Going to the bathroom is a group activity for Stacey
9: It's all about the wheel bling for Chad's truck
10: A Jeep FINALLY got to pull something out of the park instead of getting pulled out itself! Dan got some redemption!
11: Great trucks, big tires and where did everyone like to spend time... in Joey's Caddy watching the DVD player
12: Dick can sleep through ANYTHING!
13: RLS has NOTHING to do with your legs, and Sean seems to have it. Listen to the finger mouth noise here.
14: Anyone got the LARGE bag of nuts?
15: 1001 uses for Dodge Neon seats and counting...
16: George likes to start the weekend off with a bang.... I mean sting!
17: If you need to find the only open place to eat in Tremont late at night... ask the mentally challenged dude walking the street. He KNOWS man!
18: There are some topics that are not off limits after 1am while camping, there was this time at work......
19: When Stacey says that she is going to bed, she means in about 3 hours
20: Nice boxers Dan... loving the hearts
21: Jason is the coffee GOD at GZ
22: I don't think there is enough wood on the fire...
23: Yes, the light Joey had was from me and it was an LED light... so there! (I even bust on myself)
24: Leave it to Dan and Tom to find some obscure survey object in the middle of a trail
25: Dan's brother has another WHOLE truck in his Sammi. Really! Wheel bearings anyone?

I'm sure that I missed some of them.... there are a lot of them that were from all weekend. Feel free to add to any I missed. Some of these are from the bonfire and were visual. Sorry for the inside jokes.

Tom

[jerseyzuks]

20: Nice boxers Dan... loving the hearts

They were boxer briefs, and you have to admit, I bring back sexy 


So, about this Miranda chick 

[redidbull]

They were boxer briefs, and you have to admit, I bring back sexy 


So, about this Miranda chick 

[Freebird01]

26: if stacy feels threatened when going to the bathroom she will call and chew you a new one even though no-one was sober enough to get off their chairs to do anything

27: chad's makin her wait
28: bling bling hubcaps on a zuk at 75mph dont stay on too long
29: yes that "Water Hole" is deeper then it looks
30: dont let chad be your partner for beer pong.....you will loose....and you will get VERY VERY drunk
31: dont try to drink cindy under the table. you cant do it its not worth trying
32: passing out at the saturday night campfire is not a good idea
33: Gonzookin campfires are the best holiday of the year!!!

[jerseyzuks]

#34  Sean falls over easily when you put 2 beers in him, and put him in a tracker seat on the ground 

[jerseyzuks]

#35  Trying to explain to Chad an Dick how a traction bar works looks really, really obscene at 50 feet

[Budo101]

MY LIST:

1) GEARS GEARS GEARS
2) That sound you may have mistaken for a wild animal was probably Chad doing the "Technicolor yawn"
3) Chad was not the only one to yak...
4) Every hole is deeper than it looks
5) A sammy starter WILL get you to the top of a lot of hills-OUCH
6) A working clutch is just optional equipment, really.
7) A 1 ounce Bee is capable of Taking out a 6'2" 250 lb guy in a hurry and...
Good Sam Hospital is 14 miles away from EVC and you CAN get there in a hurry.

9) Boo yaka! Boo yaka! Boo yaka!

10) The object of beer pong is to NOT drink all the beer.
11) Leased H2 hummers have weak tie rods

[Freebird01]

who got stung and went to GSH?

[Rabid_Squirrel]

That would be me....Found out I was allergic to em that Saturday.  Not a fun time.    Believe it or not, two days later I was stung by another bee.....back to the ER!!  I hadn't been stung in literally 20 years.  Needless to say I now have an EpiPen.

Phil (Budo101) I updated #5 and 7 for you....
5) A BORROWED Sammy starter WILL get you to the top of a lot of hills-OUCH

7) A 1 ounce Bee is capable of Taking out a 6'2" 250 lb guy in a hurry and...
 Good Sam Hospital is 14 miles away from EVC and you CAN get there in a hurry.  Even if that means dropping your loaded trailer with the Zuk strapped to it on the 81 overpass.

A few more...

1.) When on a Yeungling tour and tasting samples.....you don't ALWAYS have to go to the back of the line for your next sample!
2.) Corey is crazy......Screaming NO NO NO NO when a ridiculous hill approaches will NOT alter his desire to climb it!
3.)  I hear the 4Runner's paint job is gong to be featured in next month's issue of 4Wheel Drive.
4.)  Clutch cables are waaay overrated.
5.)  I hear the hamburgers at GZ are WAY better then any steak the echo-park owner has ever had!

[Freebird01]

That would be me....Found out I was allergic to em that Saturday.  Not a fun time.    Believe it or not, two days later I was stung by another bee.....back to the ER!!  I hadn't been stung in literally 20 years.  Needless to say I now have an EpiPen.

Phil (Budo101) I updated #5 and 7 for you....
5) A BORROWED Sammy starter WILL get you to the top of a lot of hills-OUCH

7) A 1 ounce Bee is capable of Taking out a 6'2" 250 lb guy in a hurry and...
 Good Sam Hospital is 14 miles away from EVC and you CAN get there in a hurry.  Even if that means dropping your loaded trailer with the Zuk strapped to it on the 81 overpass.

A few more...

1.) When on a Yeungling tour and tasting samples.....you don't ALWAYS have to go to the back of the line for your next sample!
2.) Corey is crazy......Screaming NO NO NO NO when a ridiculous hill approaches will NOT alter his desire to climb it!
3.)  I hear the 4Runner's paint job is gong to be featured in next month's issue of 4Wheel Drive.
4.)  Clutch cables are waaay overrated.
5.)  I hear the hamburgers at GZ are WAY better then any steak the echo-park owner has ever had!

what can i say.....chad is a good cook